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sinjun> THE CREATION STORY ~ AS TOLD BY THE CAT
>
> On the first day of creation,
> God created the cat.
> On the second day, God created
> man to serve the cat.
> On the third, God created all the
> animals of the earth
> to serve as potential
> food for the cat.
> On the fourth day, God created
> honest toil so that man
> could labor for the
> good of the cat.
> On the fifth day, God created the
> sparkle ball so that
> the cat might or might
> not play with it.
> On the sixth day, God created
> veterinary science to
> keep the cat healthy and
> the man broke.
> On the seventh day, God tried to
> rest, but he had to
> scoop the litterbox.
>
> On the first day of creation,
> God created the cat.
> On the second day, God created
> man to serve the cat.
> On the third, God created all the
> animals of the earth
> to serve as potential
> food for the cat.
> On the fourth day, God created
> honest toil so that man
> could labor for the
> good of the cat.
> On the fifth day, God created the
> sparkle ball so that
> the cat might or might
> not play with it.
> On the sixth day, God created
> veterinary science to
> keep the cat healthy and
> the man broke.
> On the seventh day, God tried to
> rest, but he had to
> scoop the litterbox.
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Hrm...
Date: 2001-11-18 06:16 am (UTC)God kills dinosaur
God Creates Man
Man creates dinosaur
Dinosaur eats man
Woman inherits the earth
-Malcom from Jurassic Park
Re: Hrm...
Date: 2001-11-18 08:21 am (UTC)Alrighty then. Good to know my future.
Thanks. ;)
Re: Hrm...
Date: 2001-11-18 03:28 pm (UTC)No mention anywhere in there about elves ;)
See? My pointy ears? ;)