Things My Mother Emails Me...

[sinjun]

A man entered the bus with both of his front pant pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally asked,

"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

Comments

[insaint.livejournal.com]

*groan*

I want my facepalm userpic back. :P

Re:

[damara.livejournal.com]

*just giggles*

My Mom is nuts.

[eternityschild.livejournal.com]

Nuts?? You mean beernuts, right? I hope she's not like those golf balls.

*just laughs* That one is so bad.

[proudsky.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing!*