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My friend keeps sending me these ... and they're so appropriate somehow
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov
21)
Week of October 19,
2000
Hallelujah and glory be
to the Great Mobius
Strip in the Sky! You
Scorpios have been
chosen to receive a
shocking privilege: the
chance to reincarnate
without even having to
die! This week is the
time. Your home is the
place. The womb of
creation goes into labor
and out pops a new and
improved version of the
jaded old you. Don't be
afraid. It'll be more
fun than any ordeal
you've ever had. The
pleasure will outstrip
the pain, I guarantee
it! (P.S. Please feel no
shame if you immediately
have to seek out some
metaphorical diapers.)
21)
Week of October 19,
2000
Hallelujah and glory be
to the Great Mobius
Strip in the Sky! You
Scorpios have been
chosen to receive a
shocking privilege: the
chance to reincarnate
without even having to
die! This week is the
time. Your home is the
place. The womb of
creation goes into labor
and out pops a new and
improved version of the
jaded old you. Don't be
afraid. It'll be more
fun than any ordeal
you've ever had. The
pleasure will outstrip
the pain, I guarantee
it! (P.S. Please feel no
shame if you immediately
have to seek out some
metaphorical diapers.)