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my horoscope
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Week of September 14,
2000
I know Scorpios who
provoke the very worst in
people; I know Scorpios
who bring out the very
best. Lately, though,
many of you who provoke
the worst have been
acting more like those
who bring out the best.
And you who habitually
elicit the best have been
doing an even finer job
than usual of drawing out
the talents and resources
of your collaborators.
All my astrological
instincts tell me that
this is more than a
passing trend. I predict
that in the months ahead,
the majority of your
tribe will discover even
deeper secrets of
symbiosis and synergy.
The really tasty
developments will begin
late this year or early
next: Your allies will be
inspired to help you as
you've never been helped
before.
YOU ARE SO MINE!!!!!
Week of September 14,
2000
I know Scorpios who
provoke the very worst in
people; I know Scorpios
who bring out the very
best. Lately, though,
many of you who provoke
the worst have been
acting more like those
who bring out the best.
And you who habitually
elicit the best have been
doing an even finer job
than usual of drawing out
the talents and resources
of your collaborators.
All my astrological
instincts tell me that
this is more than a
passing trend. I predict
that in the months ahead,
the majority of your
tribe will discover even
deeper secrets of
symbiosis and synergy.
The really tasty
developments will begin
late this year or early
next: Your allies will be
inspired to help you as
you've never been helped
before.
YOU ARE SO MINE!!!!!
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oO(oh i can think of /many/ pleasurable things)
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BTW, want to see how long we can make this thread before she appears and thwaps us? ;o)
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i was thinking about this bunker.. filled with blankets and pillows right?
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And I was thinking about adding a nice wine celler, and some dim lighting.. you get the idea.
'Course, no candles.
Bunker
looking back at that horoscope, what do you think we need to help her with that she's never been helped with before? >:)
oO(my main goal here, to make her blush and twhap Felix hard)
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Hmm..
I can think of several things I'd like to help her with, but I can't talk about them here.
They involve licking... certain.. parts of her.
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but yeah, i agree.. licking is good.. this is where whipped cream, caramel and other assorted things come to mind..
new poll:
is she best au naturell or mysteriously covered with whipped cream where we have to lick it off to get to the good parts?
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Man, that's a difficult choice.
And there's always the risk of spoiling her flavour too. :o>
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true, true.. but its so much more exotic though, when the good parts are hidden.. topped off with bright cherries.. see what i'm sayin man?
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Far too late.
*EVIL GRIN*
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How about covering in her in smooth, sticky, sweet honey, and getting rid of /that/...
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dude, i like how you are getting to think..
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:)
Do you consider yourselves thwapped yet?
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Enough, now?
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So you have one already?
Nifty, I hope there's still space for all of us though ;o>
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*leans over the lady dragon* mmm beautiful.. and you smell sweeter than this honey.. must... lick... *insert wicked laugh here*
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Dear, you /know/ you love it really.
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Okay, that's just not fair. The floor is cold, and I'm already all aches and pains from this cold.
You two are evil!
*grins mischieviously* oO(Yes, you will get paid back one day ... sometime just after Christmas, I think.
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Well, if you're wanting to get me back, just remember that Samhain is a rather.. erotic.. festival, under some traditions. ;o)
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