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-------- Original Message -------- Subject: Fw: Church Organist
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2003 05:58:19 -0800
From: "Basil Saulnier" <bsaulnier@sgci.com>
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-------- Original Message -------- Subject: Fw: Church Organist
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2003 05:58:19 -0800
From: "Basil Saulnier" <bsaulnier@sgci.com>
To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;>

----- Original Message -----
From: Terry Shuert
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;Sent: Thursday, December 25, 2003 6:27 PMSubject: Fw: Church Organist

The Church Organist
Viola, the church organist, was 85 and had never
been married.
She was very much admired for her sweetness and
kindness to all. The
Pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the
spring. She
welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited
him to have a seat
while she prepared a little hot tea.

As the pastor sat facing her old pump organ, he
noticed a cut
glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with water. In
the water floated,
of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and
surprise. Imagine his
curiosity! Surely, Miss Viola had flipped or
something.

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began
to chat. The
pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of
water and its
strange floater! Soon he couldn't contain himself any
longer and said:
"Miss Viola, I wonder if you would tell me about
this?" (Pointing to the
bowl).

"Oh Yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was
walking
downtown last fall and I found this little package on
the ground. The
directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet,
and it would
prevent disease...and you know........I haven't had a
cold all winter."