I cannot ... I have nothing to wear...

For those who don't know, my brother is getting married in September. Should be fun. I've been pulled into the wedding party as one of the bridesmaids. Which is ... kinda neat really. The dress has been picked and I have to go get measurements done so I can order mine. Sometime before April 1.

Interesting. Very interesting. It's all foreign to me - but I expect I can cope. One way or another.

So I guess in the end, I will have something to wear. But I'm going to need to find brown shoes.