Friday - whoo!

So fun rp on RS last night. *grins* Promotion party. ;) Garibaldi is amusing, especially now that he's perfectly willing to tease Tori. Friends, gotta love 'em. Hopefully we didn't drive poor Foxx insane with it all.

And in other news, hrm... tonight I get to take Diana (my new character) out for a spin as we check out this gaming system Tri Stat X or whatever it's called. I like Diana. She's not exactly cut out for combat though - she's ... *cough cough* a telepath who would make Remy White and Bester drool. Cause she's also a Telekinetic who can lift a car with her mind and drop it atop their heads from 100 meters away. ;) Though unfortunately for them (or is that fortunately?) she also lives in 1943. ;)

Tomorrow - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Sunday - Zoo.

*beams*

Should be a lot of fun!

And I'm all caught up on RPOL again. I know, I know, it will only last for 2 seconds, but still... ;)

Cause someone emailed me this ... and it amused me.

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they
moved out.


P E P T O B I M B O

Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
prevents conception.


D U M B E R O L

When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in!
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get
naked now?.

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency,
duration, and credit limit of spending spree.


J A C K A S S P I R I N

Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
irritation level as nagging him

Today's the day for it, it seems...

Someone also sent me this.