The Nutcracker Suite

Well, the music was awesome, the costumes were neat, the set was fabulous, and the dancers... they just didn't fly.

Oh, and the story has been sanitized beyond recognition.

We still had fun, but eh - my mother summed it up best at the end. We were waiting in line to pay for parking, and she said, "Where was the nutcracker? I was looking for him the entire ballet and never saw him."

Yeah. That sums it up.

What are we going to do today, Kyris?

Same thing we do every year, Damara. Take over the world!