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Apr. 18th, 2003
Questions My Mom Sent Me...
Apr. 18th, 2003 01:54 pmIf Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why is an alarm clock going "off", when it is actually turned "on"?
Why are they called "stairs" inside, but "steps" outside?
If love is blind, how can we believe in "love at first sight"?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no human being would eat?
Why is it that rain "drops", while snow "falls"?
Who was the first person who looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll yank these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
If the proffesor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a
coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship, while a shipment is
transported by car?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What's the opposite of "opposite"?
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
Why does Goofy stand erect, while Pluto is on all fours? They're both dogs.
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed", when it doesn't work anymore?
If Wiley Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Why is it when someone tells you there are a million stars in the
universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there's wet
paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Why do you get "on" a bus or train, but get "into" a car?
Why are The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star both the same tune?
I know you can be "overwhelmed", and I know that you can be
"underwhelmed", but can you just be "whelmed"?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower
when he never wears any pants?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
If a cat always lands on his feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
And who opened that first oyster and said' "My, my, my, doesn't THIS look yummy"?
Who was the first person to see an egg come out of a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?"
Why is an alarm clock going "off", when it is actually turned "on"?
Why are they called "stairs" inside, but "steps" outside?
If love is blind, how can we believe in "love at first sight"?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no human being would eat?
Why is it that rain "drops", while snow "falls"?
Who was the first person who looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll yank these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
If the proffesor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a
coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship, while a shipment is
transported by car?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What's the opposite of "opposite"?
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
Why does Goofy stand erect, while Pluto is on all fours? They're both dogs.
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed", when it doesn't work anymore?
If Wiley Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Why is it when someone tells you there are a million stars in the
universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there's wet
paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Why do you get "on" a bus or train, but get "into" a car?
Why are The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star both the same tune?
I know you can be "overwhelmed", and I know that you can be
"underwhelmed", but can you just be "whelmed"?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower
when he never wears any pants?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
If a cat always lands on his feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
And who opened that first oyster and said' "My, my, my, doesn't THIS look yummy"?
Who was the first person to see an egg come out of a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?"