I once dated a girl named Alexis She was gal from the state of Texas She had pretty blue eyes and Alibaster thighs She wasn't choosy between the sexes.
There once was a handsome chef named Fred They ladies swooned with whatever he said He chatted up Casey Who was quite Racey Util her husband made him quite dead
Fred was then raised as a ghoul Whom the Lich Casey used as a tool he'd support her evil ways for the rest of his days Casey had proved poor Fred a fool
I really need to find out the proper syllable count for limricks....
I think that's about right. 7-9 for the first two lines and the last with 5-7 for the third and fourth? Once again, I don't know. I do know I'm much better with them while drunk.:)
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Down? We can all start singing bawdy limricks if it'll help?:)
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Date: 2002-08-02 05:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-08-02 05:43 am (UTC)Or call, though I am going to visit the parents this weekend.
I should be around sunday night, and all day monday.
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Date: 2002-08-02 01:09 pm (UTC)I once dated a girl named Alexis
She was gal from the state of Texas
She had pretty blue eyes
and Alibaster thighs
She wasn't choosy between the sexes.
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Date: 2002-08-02 02:02 pm (UTC)I suppose I did ask for that, didn't I?
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Date: 2002-08-02 02:18 pm (UTC)Limericks are supposed to be bawdy!
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Date: 2002-08-03 06:35 am (UTC)True. But she's a nurse ... ;)
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Date: 2002-08-03 06:50 am (UTC)There once was a handsome chef named Fred
They ladies swooned with whatever he said
He chatted up Casey
Who was quite Racey
Util her husband made him quite dead
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Date: 2002-08-03 08:44 am (UTC)Poor undead Fred, hmm?
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Date: 2002-08-03 10:36 am (UTC)Whom the Lich Casey used as a tool
he'd support her evil ways
for the rest of his days
Casey had proved poor Fred a fool
I really need to find out the proper syllable count for limricks....
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Date: 2002-08-05 07:54 am (UTC)